My friend says my brother looks like Sam from Lord of the Rings. He joked that I probably have Hobbit feet too. Come to find out our feet are identical. My friend's feet are just as flat as mine. They both make suction noises on the floor when we're barefoot. They both leave no room for an arch when walking on dry cement with wet feet. His little toes are triangles like mine. His first toe and second are even, squared off like mine. He thought he had long toes; we both do. Hobbit ...
My friend says my brother looks like Sam from Lord of the Rings. He joked that I probably have Hobbit feet too. Come to find out our feet are identical. My friend's feet are just as flat as mine. They both make suction noises on the floor when we're barefoot. They both leave no room for an arch when walking on dry cement with wet feet. His little toes are triangles like mine. His first toe and second are even, squared off like mine. He thought he had long toes; we both do. Hobbit ...
I've really weary with all this heavy stuff lately! Oi vei! So I'm lightening it up. "Bar" jokes are some of my all time favorites because of their reliance on wit. I'm posting my all-time favorite in hopes to hear your favorites as well. A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey! Where's the bar tender?!"
I've really weary with all this heavy stuff lately! Oi vei! So I'm lightening it up. "Bar" jokes are some of my all time favorites because of their reliance on wit. I'm posting my all-time favorite in hopes to hear your favorites as well. A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey! Where's the bar tender?!"
Yesterday I took about 50 youth from our church to Six Flags. I'm the intern this summer so I do all the paperwork type stuff and still get to be a sponsor! Our youth ministers are brother and sister. And they come from a family of practical jokers. As John & Susan would walk past people, Susan would fake the most realist sneeze you can ever imagine. John would spray a fine mist from a water bottle at the same time and then say something about how gross she is sneezing on that person. The...
Yesterday I took about 50 youth from our church to Six Flags. I'm the intern this summer so I do all the paperwork type stuff and still get to be a sponsor! Our youth ministers are brother and sister. And they come from a family of practical jokers. As John & Susan would walk past people, Susan would fake the most realist sneeze you can ever imagine. John would spray a fine mist from a water bottle at the same time and then say something about how gross she is sneezing on that person. The...