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Published on October 23, 2004 By Shulamite In Politics
I think I've got it.

Here is a solution that ought to make everyone happy. If I'm understanding this correctly, the fetus is REALLY just a blob of meaningless tissue. And as long as it's not wanted, then it's not a person. Liberals believe the government should help provide abortions for those who cannot afford them through use of public taxes. Conservatives vehemently disagree.

Why don't we just recycle that tissue? I mean really? The tissue could be used to make a fine delicacy and could be sold in only the most posh restaurants. All profits from the sale of this delicacy could go toward funding abortions for the less fortunate! The delicacy, I'm sure, would be the most tender and succulent out there. And those purchasing it would be grateful the money they're spending on egregiously priced meals would go toward a good cause. Talk about a win-win situation!

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on Oct 29, 2004
Mmm, Baby the other OTHER white meat!!

on Oct 30, 2004
Grim... got any new advertising slogans for this new delicacy? I think it needs a great advertising campaign too.

No one has said why this is a bad idea yet....
on Oct 30, 2004
Soylent Green, when nothing else will do except the meat from your neighbor!!

4 out 5 Cannibals agree that Baby is the healthy meat!!

When you got a hunkering for something to eat, don't eat any other meat than baby meat!!

Got Baby Meat?

Baby, it is what's for dinner!

Baby meat, Baby meat, it is mother nature's treat!!

Baby, mmm mmm good!!

That is all I have for now.

BABY PLINKO!!
on Oct 30, 2004
Baby Meat, it's the great American Treat.

News flash: The main appitizer at the next presidential fundraiser will be ebryo cells served with a side salad, tender asperagus with a mild cheese sause, and a blush wine. It is only $1999 per plate, so reserve yours soon!
on Oct 31, 2004
oi... how grotesque!

Thanks for the ad stuff, Grim. I think we can go all the way with this. I think a lot of people who are reading this (who disagree) cannot say why because it causes them to rethink their political views. Maybe. Until then...

Maybe I'll have a nice FLT.... Fetus-lettuce-tomato. I love it when the fetus is sliced really thin...

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