The things that make me laugh, weep, and live.
Published on March 30, 2004 By Shulamite In Misc
My students had to give their first speech over their pet peeves. This, by far, is one of my favorite assignments to give. I have some, they have some, I'm going to throw them out there.

I hate it when I'm eating dinner with someone and they scrape the fork across their teeth. Repetitively. I've asked people to stop it before. It's like fingernails on a chalkboard. Or worse: teeth on a chalkboard.

Speaking of chalk, a student said one of hers was chalk. She hates chalk. That's it. She's disgusted by it. She'll run from it. 18 and frightened of chalk... wow. Speaking of teeth... I hate the thought of yarn being flossed through teeth. Have you ever tried to bite yarn in half. That's disturbing.

I hate it when you're sitting, waiting on a parking spot, and a stupid jerk pulls in before you can, KNOWING you were waiting. Yeah. Perhaps I'm a little territorial.

Have you ever sat down to eat fast food and someone sat too near you. There's plenty of places to choose from, but no. They sit near YOU. nice.

I don't like disrespectful and rude people. People who are rude for no reason! As a teacher, I get this a lot. Mostly freshmen. I love my seniors. What can I say?

I hate it when people can't separate an argument from a person. They will dislike a person just because they disagree with them. That's so playground. I often hear people argue and it turns into a fight. Arguements are fun. Fights aren't.

I really don't like gossip. That's a huge pet peeve of mine. I made a rule for myself and my classes: "We talk about topics, not about people." Live by it and you won't gossip about people (as long as you don't start rationalizing.)

I hate it when a girl will talk about how bad her boyfriend is and then say, "but I love him." She won't leave him. Ask her if she'd go on a blind date with a guy fitting his description and she says no. So why does she continue to date the guy?

I hate stupid arguments. Circular arguments, attacks on people instead of what they said or their plans, saying, "well we've always done it this way" or "I'VE never heard of that," or something equally stupid.... the list goes on.

I hate perpetuated ignorance. "Well I don't know anything about that." "Well let me tell you." "No, I don't want to know." People who don't want to learn about anything ever. Especially things that affect them. That's just annoying.

Things I can tolerate? Annoying laughs, odd habits, quirky personality traits, the list is surprisingly long. Ignorance and Apathy! I don't know and I don't care -- that's just maddening.

I hate it when Americans go to foreign countries and act like they're not the foreigners. Or talk about naturalized citizens as foreigners. Americans can be ugly.

I hate how people think all Americans are ugly. Americans can be so giving and loving and kind and generous and openminded... Those who accuse people of being ethnocentric are usually themselves suffering the same problem. Have you noticed?

I hate it when people say, "You can't force your belief on me." Why not?

That's all I can think of for now...

Comments
on Mar 31, 2004
Dude, I think I love you. It's especially great that you CAN tolerate annoying laughter and quirks, because I've got the most piercing laugh in the universe. I can't help it, and I laugh.... a whole lot....about everything. Most people just let it go cuz I'm so frigg'n cool. lol

""""I hate it when a girl will talk about how bad her boyfriend is and then say, "but I love him." She won't leave him. Ask her if she'd go on a blind date with a guy fitting his description and she says no. So why does she continue to date the guy?"""""

This one, I did not like. Love is love, despite how much someone aggravates us, and sometimes a girl needs to vent.

Oh, and my pet peeve? Cell freaking phones.... When a really good song comes on the radio and a persons dang cell phone rings so I have to turn down the volume, like, a whisper. (especially annoying in a vehicle) Then their stupid, pointless conversatin always lasts just long enough for me to miss my song. Grrr...

Oh, and when girls push their hair behind their ears, but not all of it. They leave like one little chunk cuz apparently they thinks it's sexy. I don't know why this bothers me....

Trinitie
on Mar 31, 2004
I am trying to get away from my pet peeves, they just waste my time. I had a counselor once who said, "it might be convenient for everyone else if you were perfect. But you're not."

on Apr 01, 2004
Yah, I'm not perfect... and it would be convenient... it certainly wouldn't be fun. (Bye Bye annoying sarcasm...) But Pet Peeves are fun to talk about...

Trin, the girls and dates thing.... I'm talking about a girl who wouldn't date the guy all over again... she's just in it and so she's in it cause she doens't want to hurt his feelings and break up with him or she thinks she's helping him. That's irritating.

I promised my future mate I'll make a list of ten things he can do that I'll never nag him over... and then I'll forget to make the list. See, that way I can just say, "OOOOh, he better be glad that's on the list...." but I don't know for sure cause ten things are hard to keep in your mind at all times... so you forgive the little things a lot more often.
on Apr 02, 2004
what a wonderful idea. I like that.

Trinitie