The things that make me laugh, weep, and live.
Celebrity worship… nothing new I suppose. I chuckle at the thought of a guy walking past the forum and some guy saying, “Hey, you look just like Socrates!” and the other guy saying, “Really?” while saying to himself, “ALRIGHT!”

I’m not sure why a woman who gave much thought to it would want to look like a celeb. I mean really, who ever became famous for looking exactly like someone else who’s already famous? Typically, people become famous for a new look. Its something about them that’s decidedly different, if you want the ironic truth of it.

Okay, so she or he might want to be every man/woman’s fantasy and resemble a celeb. Isn’t that a little like shouting, “I want to be adored for who I faintly resemble! Use me!” And so the person starts mimicking the celeb’s fashions, ways, and whatnots.

I’m thinking a person loses himself in this process. The drive to be oneself is replaced with the drive to be someone else. In no way does this resemble the Asian philosophy of EVERYONE resembling everyone – there individualism is scorned as an evil in favor for unity – it instead replaces one unique person with another.

Unique? Well, “unique” insofar as they are the products of fifty makeup artists, 80 wardrobers, a handful of producers, a couple managers, and a label or guild of some sort. A pedestal is, after all, a prison.

I groan everytime my aol buddy window pops up with one of those celeb look-alike people. “Oh please vote for me and encourage me in this psychosis of mine!” I’m sure it cannot be healthy.

I’ve been told my some people I resemble a celeb or two in my time. Eh, it’s flattering I guess. But I really appreciate those grounders who tell me I in no way resemble them! That’s always nice.

Comments
on Mar 22, 2004
This relates to me because in my late elementary school times, the rage was to copy the actions of this one popular kid. I will really never know if he was my friend or not, but like any popular kid he soon gained a posse who proceeded to imitate him. I disassociated myself with the posse at that point, and I realized that uniqueness of your own character, and to extrapolate upon that, uniqueness of your own principles and morals, is much more important than copying a cool friend or attempting to follow the life of a celebrity.
on Mar 22, 2004
Well spoken Doc.

Irritating elementary posses = obsessive fans later?
on Apr 12, 2004
Wow Shulamite--how did your article become the playground for trolls?

Anyway, I didn't see this the first time around, but your article brings up some interesting points. Your works are always interesting and I enjoy reading what you have to say.
on Apr 12, 2004
Thanks Shades of Grey -- I think it was in my unfortunate choice for a title. All the mentally-challenged hormonal preteens out there saw this refered on a google search for Christina... oi vei. I appreciate your comment though!
on Apr 14, 2004
i love looking @ all the celeb. look alikes an voting on if they do ill get my brothers girlfriend to sent a picture of her she looks exactally like Angelina Jolie everyone says so even random people on the street!! one guy came up an said r u angelina jolie she said no an he was embarassed! im goin 2 send u a pic. ull be amazed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on Apr 14, 2004
I'm sure it will be absolutely amazing Emily, i can barely contain my excitement.
on Apr 14, 2004
Well, Sir Peter, You're a celebrity in your own right. I can (sorta) understand how some get rather gleeful at looking like someone famous. I mean, imagine what Brad or Imajit would do if someone said they looked like you? I bet they'd not be able to contain their joy. Angelina Jolie, however, has not the same status as you...
on Apr 14, 2004
I kinda think my Social Studies teacher looks a bit like SPM. Of course that's only because of the clothes and the hair, but still.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 19, 2004
I wonder sometimes why it always has to be like the back side of a forward moving jackass. Please explain because I just dont get it,
on Apr 21, 2004
Um... you mean the photo of a celeb look alike? Or SPM? Both?
on Jun 22, 2004
i like coke bottles. i wonder if they would fit up my hole *wonders to self*...........
on Jun 22, 2004
omg i have to pee i wonder if anybody is reading this..probably not. i think im an idiot. im sure you do too. how many apples do you eat a day? do you brush your teeth? i seriously have to pee. i like the way you look at me. i like the way you smack my ass. i love the dirty things you do. i have control of you. man that song is beasty!
on Jul 31, 2004
lol your not really crazy....lol u remind me of myself....and that song is awsome.....lol its funny.......btw always speak your mind no matter what anyone else thinks!!!
on Jan 17, 2005
yes